Sibling Rivalry

Ruby asked why she couldn't have a blog of her own.
Maddie Sue, trying to be honest, yet tactful, asked her what it would say:

Ate,
Pooped
Slept
Farted
Laid Around
Drooled
Ate
Pooped
Slept
Farted
Laid Around

"No offense," said the sage Maddie Sue, "But folks just aren't interested in this kind of routine."

To which Lex butted in, literally, with, "And I am too cool for a blog. I don't give a chihuahua's butt what other people think, I am what I am and I am the Boss 'a you."

yawn.

To which Maddie Sue replied, "Is it time for supper yet?"